the other day i was drinking a nice cold glass of water
when an ice cube became lodged in my throat.
patient, i tried desperately waiting for the cube to melt
then i became dizzy and everything started to turn black
this blackness was soothing and the desperation disappeared
into this colorless abyss, comfortable as all anxiety seemed to lift
it felt as i was floating.
then gravity took hold and i plummetted, i could feel all those familiar unwanted
feelings of life come crashing back, the darkness lifted
i awoke beautiful woman giving me mouth to mouth
with out hesitation i punched her in the nose and she went flying.
"why the fuck did you do that, that was the first peaceful moment i've had in a long time!"
i screamed.